Review: Movie Purge

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Up: The typical and expected joy ride that is a Pixar movie.  Watch a grumpy old man hike for days carrying a house on his back while avoiding attack dogs.  This of course is no sweat compared to walking around the  house or beating avian creatures.  For that, a cane with tennis balls attached to its  feet is needed.  I think somebody needs to turn in their handicap pass.

Pies: 8.5/10

Land of The Lost: You might be laughing through a majority of this just because you feel like you should be.  Surprisingly for how bad this movie is, it can still sustain somewhat good entertainment value.  The PG-13 rating doesn’t kill the humor, it’s the writing.   Unfortunately this one should be last on your list to see or near the middle in your Netflix queue.

Pies:  6/10

Drag Me To Hell: Exactly what you would want from Sam Raimi.  Cheesy, wacky, horror that’s intense  and  unpredictable.  A must see for anyone that enjoys ingesting embalming fluid or seeing movies with a rowdy crowd.

Pies: 9/10

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2 Responses to “Review: Movie Purge”

  1. How to Make Thousands of Dollars Posting Links on Google Says:

    Thanks for posting, I’ll definitely be subscribing to your blog.

  2. Unemployed Pastry Chef Says:

    does the rowdy crowd consist of a nameless blonde yelling “this is awesome!” throughout the movie?

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